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I own\u00a0a harmonica. I have a Casio keyboard, and I used to teach myself piano.<\/p>\n

I’ll probably, definitely probably start a band.<\/p>\n

Here’s a list of names we might call ourselves:<\/p>\n

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• Bacon Alarm Clock<\/li>\n
• Mushroom Tacos<\/li>\n
• Breath Melt<\/li>\n
• Thunderstein<\/li>\n
• Tim Saves Easter<\/li>\n
• Cankle Tribute<\/li>\n
• The Bat Mittens<\/li>\n
• Terrific Excalibur<\/li>\n
• Le Pew Disciples<\/li>\n

  <\/p>\n

• Ginger Nightmare<\/li>\n
• Fruit Sweater<\/li>\n
• Lincoln’s Advil<\/li>\n
• Possum Critique<\/li>\n
• Public Ass Whoopin’<\/li>\n
• Banana Upright<\/li>\n
• The Dislike Buttons<\/li>\n
• The Olive Garden Tippers<\/li>\n
• Raise from the Cutoff<\/li>\n
• Tail Pipe Down<\/li>\n
• Nephew Daddy<\/li>\n
• Spleen Factory<\/li>\n
• Dakota Fanning<\/li>\n
• The Madeju Looks<\/li>\n
• Attic Spray<\/li>\n
• Rainfall and the Eugenes<\/li>\n
• Tomato Boomerang<\/li>\n
• Butcher’s Day Off<\/li>\n
• Responsible Thinkers<\/li>\n
• Samantha’s Promise<\/li>\n
• Pancreas Suspicion<\/li>\n
• Bleeping Cold Outside!<\/li>\n
• Champion’s Nightmare<\/li>\n
• 4 Thumbs Down<\/li>\n
• Spinning Chair Contest<\/li>\n
• Ottoman Collection<\/li>\n
• The Twist-Off Kind<\/li>\n
• Binge Watchers<\/li>\n
• Radio & the Jello Shots<\/li>\n
• Fingerhut<\/li>\n
• The Mall Bathrooms<\/li>\n
• Generic Thank You<\/li>\n
• Kidding Me Wright<\/li>\n
• Jihad Me At Free HBO<\/li>\n
• Bear Claws<\/li>\n
• What Bike???<\/li>\n
• Snack for Later<\/li>\n
• Sneaky Roundhouse<\/li>\n
• Spraytanic Rituals<\/li>\n
• Buff Mangos<\/li>\n
• Jealous Creme<\/li>\n
• Bag Fries<\/li>\n
• Wizard Robots<\/li>\n
• Gargamel Mousetraps<\/li>\n

  <\/p>\n

• Gargamel and the Turtlenecks<\/li>\n
• Gargamel’s Got Bloodhounds<\/li>\n
• Stay in the Car<\/li>\n
• Funion Casserole<\/li>\n
• Space Tuna<\/li>\n
• Liquid Murphy<\/li>\n
• Meat Sweats<\/li>\n
• Perfect Attendance<\/li>\n
• Onion Slice<\/li>\n
• Ketchup in Blenders<\/li>\n
• Kentucky Jam<\/li>\n
• Midnight Rejection<\/li>\n
• Lorna Dooms Day<\/li>\n
• Last Five Bucks<\/li>\n
• 4 Drinks Later<\/li>\n
• 3-4-OCD<\/li>\n
• The Me 2’s<\/li>\n
• One Day Buddy<\/li>\n
• and the obvious winner…Cosmic Wolf<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

  A special shot out to Andy Dwyer and the writers of Parks & Recreation<\/a>. This bit is one of my favorites. I get to hollow out my brain and go to a warm garden of light deep in my subconsciousness where only pure, organic, smirk-worthy thoughts are born.<\/p>\n

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