I own a harmonica. I have a Casio keyboard, and I used to teach myself piano.
I’ll probably, definitely probably start a band.
Here’s a list of names we might call ourselves:
- Bacon Alarm Clock
- Mushroom Tacos
- Breath Melt
- Thunderstein
- Tim Saves Easter
- Cankle Tribute
- The Bat Mittens
- Terrific Excalibur
- Le Pew Disciples
- Ginger Nightmare
- Fruit Sweater
- Lincoln’s Advil
- Possum Critique
- Public Ass Whoopin’
- Banana Upright
- The Dislike Buttons
- The Olive Garden Tippers
- Raise from the Cutoff
- Tail Pipe Down
- Nephew Daddy
- Spleen Factory
- Dakota Fanning
- The Madeju Looks
- Attic Spray
- Rainfall and the Eugenes
- Tomato Boomerang
- Butcher’s Day Off
- Responsible Thinkers
- Samantha’s Promise
- Pancreas Suspicion
- Bleeping Cold Outside!
- Champion’s Nightmare
- 4 Thumbs Down
- Spinning Chair Contest
- Ottoman Collection
- The Twist-Off Kind
- Binge Watchers
- Radio & the Jello Shots
- Fingerhut
- The Mall Bathrooms
- Generic Thank You
- Kidding Me Wright
- Jihad Me At Free HBO
- Bear Claws
- What Bike???
- Snack for Later
- Sneaky Roundhouse
- Spraytanic Rituals
- Buff Mangos
- Jealous Creme
- Bag Fries
- Wizard Robots
- Gargamel Mousetraps
- Gargamel and the Turtlenecks
- Gargamel’s Got Bloodhounds
- Stay in the Car
- Funion Casserole
- Space Tuna
- Liquid Murphy
- Meat Sweats
- Perfect Attendance
- Onion Slice
- Ketchup in Blenders
- Kentucky Jam
- Midnight Rejection
- Lorna Dooms Day
- Last Five Bucks
- 4 Drinks Later
- 3-4-OCD
- The Me 2’s
- One Day Buddy
- and the obvious winner…Cosmic Wolf
A special shot out to Andy Dwyer and the writers of Parks & Recreation. This bit is one of my favorites. I get to hollow out my brain and go to a warm garden of light deep in my subconsciousness where only pure, organic, smirk-worthy thoughts are born.
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