by Mike_Wr | Last updated Jul 23, 2017.


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I own a harmonica. I have a Casio keyboard, and I used to teach myself piano.

I’ll probably, definitely probably start a band.

Here’s a list of names we might call ourselves:

  • Bacon Alarm Clock
  • Mushroom Tacos
  • Breath Melt
  • Thunderstein
  • Tim Saves Easter
  • Cankle Tribute
  • The Bat Mittens
  • Terrific Excalibur
  • Le Pew Disciples
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  • Ginger Nightmare
  • Fruit Sweater
  • Lincoln’s Advil
  • Possum Critique
  • Public Ass Whoopin’
  • Banana Upright
  • The Dislike Buttons
  • The Olive Garden Tippers
  • Raise from the Cutoff
  • Tail Pipe Down
  • Nephew Daddy
  • Spleen Factory
  • Dakota Fanning
  • The Madeju Looks
  • Attic Spray
  • Rainfall and the Eugenes
  • Tomato Boomerang
  • Butcher’s Day Off
  • Responsible Thinkers
  • Samantha’s Promise
  • Pancreas Suspicion
  • Bleeping Cold Outside!
  • Champion’s Nightmare
  • 4 Thumbs Down
  • Spinning Chair Contest
  • Ottoman Collection
  • The Twist-Off Kind
  • Binge Watchers
  • Radio & the Jello Shots
  • Fingerhut
  • The Mall Bathrooms
  • Generic Thank You
  • Kidding Me Wright
  • Jihad Me At Free HBO
  • Bear Claws
  • What Bike???
  • Snack for Later
  • Sneaky Roundhouse
  • Spraytanic Rituals
  • Buff Mangos
  • Jealous Creme
  • Bag Fries
  • Wizard Robots
  • Gargamel Mousetraps
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  • Gargamel and the Turtlenecks
  • Gargamel’s Got Bloodhounds
  • Stay in the Car
  • Funion Casserole
  • Space Tuna
  • Liquid Murphy
  • Meat Sweats
  • Perfect Attendance
  • Onion Slice
  • Ketchup in Blenders
  • Kentucky Jam
  • Midnight Rejection
  • Lorna Dooms Day
  • Last Five Bucks
  • 4 Drinks Later
  • 3-4-OCD
  • The Me 2’s
  • One Day Buddy
  • and the obvious winner…Cosmic Wolf

A special shot out to Andy Dwyer and the writers of Parks & Recreation. This bit is one of my favorites. I get to hollow out my brain and go to a warm garden of light deep in my subconsciousness where only pure, organic, smirk-worthy thoughts are born.

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